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| Name: | Aidan Kerr (Kerr) |
| Occupation: | Student |
| Position: | Defender (Retired) |
| Football Description: | Comes ou with the ball like an out of control spud digger. Has three great feet. |
| Dressing Room Character: | Has silly notion of going abroad to work but has yet to leave Lisnagrieve due to transfer difficulties. |
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| Name: | Aiden Leonard (Bugsy) |
| Occupation: | Family Business (i.e. Leonard Furniture) |
| Position: | Defender |
| Football Description: | |
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| Name: | Anthony Rooney (Roon or Anto) |
| Occupation: | Factory worker. |
| Position: | Defender (Abroad) |
| Football Description: | Unknown as yet, county minor 1998, still waiting on new free gear. |
| Dressing Room Character: | Still unknown although has recently been spotted coming out of hairdressers |
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| Name: | Barry McShane (Big Bass) |
| Occupation: | Civil Engineer |
| Position: | Defender (Abroad) |
| Football Description: | Uncompromising , known to box anything , anybody |
| Dressing Room Character: | First behind main the door, stops the draft. Big chilled out Bas is an animal ready to be unleashed on some poor full forward victim. |
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| Name: | Barry Mullen |
| Occupation: | Student. |
| Position: | Mid field (Sold) |
| Football Description: | Great fielding ability. A young player that is visible improving with every game. |
| Dressing Room Character: | A quiet Derrynoose import who enjoys the crack. |
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| Name: | Brain McSkane |
| Occupation: | IT tutor |
| Position: | Defender (Retired) |
| Football Description: | Seems to pop up when needed cutting out threading attacks. Great positional sense. |
| Dressing Room Character: | Still enjoying the honeymoon period. A lover not a fighter. |
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| Name: | Brian McArdle (Rhino) |
| Occupation: | Electrician |
| Position: | Cullaville |
| Football Description: | Strength, power, would bleeden burst ya. |
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| Name: | Brian Morgan (Needle Dick) |
| Occupation: | Fluxuates from day to day. |
| Position: | Defender (Retired??) |
| Football Description: | Hands of god yet brain of Amoebae. |
| Dressing Room Character: | Full of helpful advice for himself.("I am not a punch bag" or "Am I a black man"). Got his button pressed in Australia, followed Ticky out there but failed to realise that she had one already in the pouch. |
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| Name: | Brian Mullen |
| Occupation: | Student |
| Position: | Forward (Sold) |
| Football Description: | Great fielding ability. A young player that is visible improving with every game. |
| Dressing Room Character: | A quiet Derrynoose import who enjoys the crack. |
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| Name: | Cathal Carragher (Wee Wong) |
| Occupation: | Beef Shipper |
| Position: | Midfield (Retired) |
| Football Description: | Unbelievable tanasity, distinctive skill (none). Has been seen to pray to the god Mecca at a bad pass. |
| Dressing Room Character: | A fountain of knowledge expertise which basically means he does what Kevin says. Always goes home for his dinner. |
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| Name: | Cathal Leonard (Long Cock) |
| Occupation: | Family Business (i.e. Leonard Furniture) |
| Position: | Defender |
| Football Description: | Debatably the brightest prospect of his three brothers, yet to be proven at senior level. |
| Dressing Room Character: | Enormous genitals but this fails to hamper him on the field of play. Thankfully cathal has decided to keep his equiqment local to ardaghey. |
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| Name: | Ciaran Leonard (Stiffy) |
| Occupation: | Factory worker |
| Position: | Bench |
| Football Description: | Sssssssssssllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooowwwwwwwww. However great vision and has worked on beating the bulge this year to achieve surprising results. |
| Dressing Room Character: | Extremely stupid, spends a lot of time defending himself from the advances of Mick O' Dowd. |
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| Name: | Colin Duffy (Colly Duff) |
| Occupation: | Student |
| Position: | Defender |
| Football Description: | Just like Sure, won't let you down. |
| Dressing Room Character: | |
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| Name: | Colm Greenan (Colly G) |
| Occupation: | Student |
| Position: | Defender |
| Football Description: | Waiting for his first wrong move |
| Dressing Room Character: | Waiting for his first wrong move… |
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| Name: | Conor McManus (Manzie) |
| Occupation: | Student |
| Position: | Forward |
| Football Description: | Bloody fast, but still light, needs more time at the ring feeder… keep munching Manzie! |
| Dressing Room Character: | Needs more 3AM burgers…. Supersize Me! |
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| Name: | Dahai McKeown (Gadaffii) |
| Occupation: | Student |
| Position: | Midfield |
| Football Description: | The cornal commands the mid field area like a true dictator! |
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| Name: | Damien McKenna (Damemo) |
| Occupation: | Electrician |
| Position: | Defender |
| Football Description: | Strong imposing character that holds the center with ease. His well toned thighs enhance the female crowd attendance by 20%, 35% increase in legs are oiled (subject to availability in Kevin Winters medical box) |
| Dressing Room Character: | Very bad at early morning training, funny when awake. Takes great care of the jobs he has for at least six weeks. |
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| Name: | Damien Moen (Damo) |
| Occupation: | Furniture Polisher |
| Position: | Forward (Retired) |
| Football Description: | |
| Dressing Room Character: | A through GAA man, eats and drinks football. Occasionally dawns the saffron jersey to show the minors how its done. |
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| Name: | Darach Mooney |
| Occupation: | Student |
| Position: | Defender |
| Football Description: | No nonsense defender with skill to match |
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| Name: | Darren Mulligan |
| Occupation: | Engineer |
| Position: | Forward |
| Football Description: | Previous player of the year, has loads of miles left in the clock. |
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| Name: | Darren Murphy (Murph) |
| Occupation: | Engineer |
| Position: | Defender |
| Football Description: | A natural defender, you don't want to bump into him. A Derryvale graduate! |
| Dressing Room Character: | Already a king of the social scene…. known to drop pints though!! |
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| Name: | Darren Rooney (Rat, Scooby) |
| Occupation: | Engineer |
| Position: | Goal Keeper |
| Football Description: | Spreads himself well in the big goals. |
| Dressing Room Character: | Goes missing, last seen scuttering to Ballybay. |
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| Name: | Declan Moen (Willy) |
| Occupation: | Chaffier |
| Position: | Utility (Retired) |
| Football Description: | Magic left foot, with the speed and ferocious tackle to match. |
| Dressing Room Character: | A complete twister. Gradually moving up the Ulster GAA hierachy in a suit. Tends to socialise mid week. |
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| Name: | Dessie Mone |
| Occupation: | Car Sales |
| Position: | Forward |
| Football Description: | Loads of experience and still young. |
| Dressing Room Character: | Retired' county player, likes to socialise in Belfast - unfortunately so do other Monaghan people! |
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| Name: | Eamon Ward |
| Occupation: | Student |
| Position: | Defender |
| Football Description: | Strong and likes to score Maradona goals every decade |
| Dressing Room Character: | Aspiring vet, weekend farmer and weekday city dweller |
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| Name: | Fergal Mc Guigan |
| Occupation: | Electrician |
| Position: | Defender |
| Football Description: | |
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| Name: | Fergal Mone (Spock) |
| Occupation: | Student / International Businessman |
| Position: | Next to umpire in case of fracas. |
| Football Description: | Depends which way the wind is blowing and the performance of his brothers. |
| Dressing Room Character: | has to turn sideways to be noticed. |
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| Name: | Francie McNally |
| Occupation: | ? |
| Position: | Defender |
| Football Description: | Accurate shooting |
| Dressing Room Character: | Yet to establish |
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| Name: | Gary McKenna |
| Occupation: | Electrician/Plumber |
| Position: | Utility |
| Football Description: | A late starter but plenty of time left to make a mark on the Clontibret scene. |
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| Name: | Gregory Leonard (Greg) |
| Occupation: | Family Business (i.e. Leonard Furniture) |
| Position: | Forward |
| Football Description: | The fairy, speed of thought and movement, but basically stupid. Loves to play away from home and also likes to play the odd football match. |
| Dressing Room Character: | Would regard himself as the best looking man in ardaghey after john ward that is. |
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| Name: | John Paul Mone (Umpire's Assistant) |
| Occupation: | Sales Women |
| Position: | Midfield |
| Football Description: | Versatile player. Plays with outstanding mobility but has been known to take advice from umpires. |
| Dressing Room Character: | recently moved into Monaghan CBD where his sales expertise will flourish. If Johnny's head gets any bigger we'll have to expand the dressing room |
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| Name: | Jonathan McGuigan (Jonney Mc) |
| Occupation: | Carpenter |
| Position: | Defender |
| Football Description: | Unlike the younger brother does most of his scoring off the pitch, just as well he's a defender! |
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| Name: | Kevin Gormely (Gumsy) |
| Occupation: | Family Business (i.e. Gormely Pvc) |
| Position: | Utility |
| Football Description: | Talks his way through the matches. |
| Dressing Room Character: | 'A', 'A', 'A', 'A', 'A', 'A', A member of the shamrock club. |
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| Name: | Kevin McSkeane (Ghandi, Red Ned) |
| Occupation: | Labourer |
| Position: | Red Corner |
| Football Description: | Words can't describe… |
| Dressing Room Character: | Only person in history to gulp a half bottle of Tequila in one go… unfortunately got the crap beat out of him after!! Currently resides in suburbs of Ballybay |
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| Name: | Kevin Ward (Ginger, Ginger Tosser) |
| Occupation: | Worker |
| Position: | Defender |
| Football Description: | Strong, determined and takes kicks on the head. |
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| Name: | Marias McGarrell (Mario) |
| Occupation: | Worker |
| Position: | Forward |
| Football Description: | Tidy player (not as tidy as the sister though!) |
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| Name: | Mark Rooney (Roon) |
| Occupation: | Student |
| Position: | Forward |
| Football Description: | Can slip in between and opponent legs. Can also do that on the football pitch. |
| Dressing Room Character: | Aspiring architect |
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| Name: | Martin Corry (Ronnie Kray) |
| Occupation: | Factory worker |
| Position: | Forward (Abroad) |
| Football Description: | |
| Dressing Room Character: | Full Metal Jacket |
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| Name: | Michael Hughes (Trixy) |
| Occupation: | Computer Programmer |
| Position: | Forward |
| Football Description: | Spins, turns, twists and basically uncatchable. |
| Dressing Room Character: | Always a yarn or two to spin. Feeds Dowd with information on the Leonards' weekend activities. |
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| Name: | Mickey Thompson (Mickey T) |
| Occupation: | Builder |
| Position: | Goal Keeper (Retired) |
| Football Description: | Unquestionably the best goal keeper to have dawned the Clontibret jersey in recent years. The penalty taker also, with magic runs up and down the field!!!!!! |
| Dressing Room Character: | A real shite talker, and enjoys nothing more than a few pints for the after match analysis/conference/debate/scrap with his fellow team mate Damien Moen. Always on the lookout for young and upcoming players - even known to prowl the showers area well after the final whistle in search of young players. Chief of the shower initiation committee! |
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| Name: | Niall Magennis (Joker) |
| Occupation: | Student / Pensioner |
| Position: | Forward |
| Football Description: | Whole hearted , barrel chested , likes to shoot when under pressure. |
| Dressing Room Character: | A man who can eat an apple in one bite. Recently returned to college in an effort to loose his virginity. |
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| Name: | Niall Malone (Physco) |
| Occupation: | Supervisor |
| Position: | Retired?? |
| Football Description: | Run, run, run, run, run, Make rash tackle, run, run, shout at fellow player run, run, Shoot and only if under pressure otherwise lose ball and shout at fellow player. |
| Dressing Room Character: | Known to get physically heated up before training /game/disco/girlfriend which can lead to a number of holes in the nearest wall. Linked to a moved to Threemile house in an effort to take them up senior subject to club approval. |
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| Name: | Noel Morgan (Mugsy) |
| Occupation: | Architect |
| Position: | Forward |
| Football Description: | Skilful forward but can flare up! |
| Dressing Room Character: | Another prodigy from the school of Derryvale. |
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| Name: | Owen Greenan (Ownie G) |
| Occupation: | Student |
| Position: | Defender |
| Football Description: | Senior full back position taken for next 10 years +. |
| Dressing Room Character: | Another Derryvale graduate. |
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| Name: | Paul McElroy |
| Occupation: | Student |
| Position: | Goal Keeper |
| Football Description: | Done well for county u21 this year. |
| Dressing Room Character: | Always comparing boot sizes with Mickey T |
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| Name: | Paul McGuigan (P Mc) |
| Occupation: | Student |
| Position: | Forward |
| Football Description: | Big hit with the local lass and good at scoring on the pitch also! |
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| Name: | Pauric Duffy (P Duff) |
| Occupation: | Engineer |
| Position: | Defender |
| Football Description: | Uncatchable |
| Dressing Room Character: | Uncatchable |
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| Name: | Pauric McGuigan (P) |
| Occupation: | Student |
| Position: | Defender |
| Football Description: | Great hands (much to the girls liking). |
| Dressing Room Character: | A real ladies man, always has deodorant perfume. Wears a thong into the shower. |
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| Name: | Philip Rooney (Philly) |
| Occupation: | ? |
| Position: | Defender |
| Football Description: | Making his mould at the moment |
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| Name: | Rodney Gorman (Rodders) |
| Occupation: | Worker |
| Position: | Forward |
| Football Description: | Every defender's nightmare, land speed records broken regularly |
| Dressing Room Character: | Known to go on walkabout…. |
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| Name: | Ronan Murphy |
| Occupation: | Student |
| Position: | Forward |
| Football Description: | Fast and furious, you'll not catch him! |
| Dressing Room Character: | Derrynoose man so hopes to graduate from Derryvale Institute, cousin Darren will show him the way!! |
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| Name: | Sean Michael McSkeane (Gemmy) |
| Occupation: | Factory Worker |
| Position: | Defender (Retired) |
| Football Description: | What can I say if he wasn't there to clean up after you, we'd all be bollixed. The greatest junior B player in the history of the club. |
| Dressing Room Character: | Retired last year but has made a comeback. Enjoys nothing more that a good lagging match. The best man on the team at the rotation of the hips, as a warm up exercise. |
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| Name: | Shane Gorman (Bowie) |
| Occupation: | Builder |
| Position: | Forward |
| Football Description: | Committed player with plenty of potential |
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| Name: | Shane Magennis (Shane Og) |
| Occupation: | Carpenter |
| Position: | Defender |
| Football Description: | Hot tempered with occasional flashes of skill, plays with his chest out. |
| Dressing Room Character: | Doesn't use a gumshield takes his teeth out instead. Enjoys nothing better than a good farcas at the weekend. |
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| Name: | Shane McMahon |
| Occupation: | Student |
| Position: | Forward |
| Football Description: | Grandson of the legendary Pat Clarke |
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| Name: | Shane Mulligan (Mully) |
| Occupation: | Mechanic |
| Position: | Defender |
| Football Description: | Hard as nails, he'll hammer you! |
| Dressing Room Character: | |
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| Name: | Tommy Greenan (Tommy G) |
| Occupation: | Carpenter |
| Position: | Forward |
| Football Description: | Scores from impossible angles, unfortunately also misses from impossible angles! A great addition to any team. |
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| Name: | Vicent Corry (Reggie Kray) |
| Occupation: | Student |
| Position: | Midfield |
| Football Description: | |
| Dressing Room Character: | Fully commited to footy |
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